Finally, the power to control the weather is in your hands. Sunny days on demand. Rain when you want it. Your sky, your rules.
Engineered with technology that definitely exists and works perfectly
Target weather changes to specific GPS coordinates. Want it sunny at your barbecue but rainy at your neighbor's? We got you.
Weather changes in under 30 seconds. Our proprietary CloudBurst™ technology interfaces directly with the atmosphere.*
Sync with our app to schedule weather events. Set "sunny" for your wedding day months in advance!
One charge controls the weather for up to 6 months. Uses less power than controlling all of nature should.
Works anywhere on Earth. Also works on Mars if you're Elon Musk and reading this for some reason.
Nobody will know you're controlling the weather. Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations with climate scientists.
Numbers that sound impressive and scientific
Real reviews from totally real customers
"I used the storm button at my ex's outdoor wedding. Worth every penny. 10/10 would recommend for petty revenge."
"As a meteorologist, I was skeptical. Now I'm unemployed but at least I control the weather, so who's laughing now?"
"Only 4 stars because the rainbow button doesn't work at night. Other than that, absolute game changer for my golf game."
Everything you need to know (and some things you don't)
Great question! There are currently no laws against controlling the weather because lawmakers never thought anyone could do it. You're basically a pioneer in unregulated atmospheric manipulation!
Our servers use advanced AI to determine who "deserves" their preferred weather more based on social credit scores, karma, and who ordered their remote first.
The hurricane feature is locked behind a $10,000 DLC. We're not irresponsible, we're just entrepreneurs.
With Weather Remote Control™, climate change becomes climate choice! Just keep pressing the button you like. Problem solved. Nobel Prize, here we come.
All sales are final. But if the weather doesn't change, just remember: sometimes the weather was going to do that anyway. You can't prove it wasn't working.
Join thousands of customers who've taken control of the skies. What could possibly go wrong?
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